Perhaps the worst German I have spoken to the local : Wie später sind Sie abgeschlossen?" And the shoemaker :" ... " (he did smile ;))

I am a fanatic ailurophile, but I don’t own a single feline; I love documenting life, but I am neither a professional photographer, nor a...

Location: EAST Restaurant, Hamburg Bartender: " In total 25 Euro, please." Me: took 20 Euro out of my purse and handed to him. " Do you...

I believe it terrifies some of us on the thought of becoming our mother in what I call bearing facial resemblance. (Owhhh, u and ur mom...