Perhaps the worst German I have spoken to the local : Wie später sind Sie abgeschlossen?" And the shoemaker :" ... " (he did smile ;))

I am a fanatic ailurophile, but I don’t own a single feline; I love documenting life, but I am neither a professional photographer, nor a gifted writer. But doesn’t it really matter? I greet my neighbour’s cats and I have a smart phone. ;)

Location: EAST Restaurant, Hamburg Bartender: " In total 25 Euro, please." Me: took 20 Euro out of my purse and handed to him. " Do you have 5?" " No, sorry, I don't have 5." Bartender:"....&%$@!±?..." (literally) He will never be able to forget this girl... xD

I believe it terrifies some of us on the thought of becoming our mother in what I call bearing facial resemblance. (Owhhh, u and ur mom look so alike!! 'Oh give me a break,,, plz..!!) Once I visited my grandma. " Oma, I just found how my mom gonna look like when she turns ur age. My goodness! I don't want it...!" I gazed at her tanned face lined with numerous curved wrinkles while she was leisurely slumping in a chair, airing herself with a bamboo craft fan, unconcerned. "Wel